if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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