I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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