Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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