i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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