It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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