I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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