Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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