what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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