I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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