i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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