problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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