shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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