Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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