I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You had me at "let me see your balls"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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