You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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