I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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