Me. At least after what I've been through.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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