no, he came in my armpit
I just threw up on my dentist
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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