i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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