I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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