On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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