I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I want to be your penis for a week.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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