yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
