Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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