I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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