For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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