did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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