is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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