We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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