Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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