btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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