You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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