i think my tv is drunk
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
