plz talk dirty to me
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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