you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
