Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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