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lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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