Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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