She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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