On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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