just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
try to milk me bitch
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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