3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
pop tarts are not kleenex
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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