i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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