break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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