I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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