So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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