I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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