There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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