I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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