ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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