I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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