I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Randomize
