Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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