Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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