Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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